We hate ants. They are the root of all evil and most likely the reason that dinosaurs became extinct. Anyone want to buy a house? No, really, this is worse than the swarm of flies on the worst birthday ever two years ago. We clean, we call exterminators, and we pay but it doesn’t help! Why did I leave Denver again? I’m moving to a high-rise condo. They can’t get up to the top floor, can they?